um. Ok.

So I'm Jesus (cooper). I do things. I play banjo and guitar. I enjoy writing, and I'm quite the fancy gentleman. I'm a vegetarian, and I enjoy it. I love all the food I eat. It's delicious. I dig the punk music. I live in Louisville. It's pretty much my favorite city and I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. DON'T FORGET TO EAT YOUR WEDGETABLES!

Reblog, go on your blog, and click the triangle.


I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS


this is legit so sick. 

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journeytothecenterofdisney:

kinkyspaceprincess:

bdoing:

tamlane:

kimchiipancake:

sunshine-daisys-buttermellow:

Harry Potter as a teen comedy…

Now that was brilliant.

I seriously will never not reblog this. 

THIS IS LEGIT

Flawless

oh my god, this is a thousand times better than I expected it to be.

Never not reblog

Why am I just seeing this now omg

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Reblog so people know who you are

Name: Cooper

Tumblr Name: suchaluddite

Nickname(s): coops, jesus, whale (sometimes)

Birthday: The midnight ride of Paul Revere, Conan O’Brien, and the zip line guide at the mega cavern

Relationship Status: Recently sad and alone

Random fact about you: I have the ability to fly but I will never demonstrate my powers because I can only go up or left

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never piss off someone with an extensive vocabulary 

FUCK EVERYTHING

(first post in like a month)

Anonymous asked: 17, 22, 43

17-Either the graduate, Lost in translation, or Back to the future 

22-I don’t really know, I think maybe that I’m indecisive or something possibly.

43-I always want to be at camp piomingo all the time.  

keepmoving-f0rward:

haaaaaaaaaaay

I’M LONELY 

keepmoving-f0rward:

haaaaaaaaaaay

I’M LONELY 

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